This Is The Good Life ;)

adorable!

I can picture my computer saying :27 seconds until “cheeseburger” is done downloading. (in that robotic voice)

EVERY TIME

When you find out you’re going to your favorite restaurant

I whip my hair back and forth!

You know you should stop asking when your parents start using first/and/or FULL names.

Dog: you got a letter
Owner: ok
Dog: from the bank i think.
Owner: ok
Dog: tasted important
Owner: ...

Son: Rack city bitch rack rack city bitch XD
Mom: This is mom
Son: Sorry that was supposed to go to my friend.
Mom: That's fine
Mom: tens tens tens twenties and them fifties bitch